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at the local wendy's


me: hi can i just get a cheeseburger

geddy lee behind the counter: what you want is not what you need. the the wizard’s curse will make you bleed

me: okay uh, i’ll get a salad then

geddy lee: those leaves of green you shall not kiss, they are coated in the wizard’s piss

me: please geddy i’m so hungry

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